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一粒堕胎药/湘乡籍主任点名

2014-06-16 21:24:20| 分类：新怪味逗 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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1，一粒堕胎药

产房里一小孩出生后哈哈大笑，接生护士都非常奇怪，围拢观察发现小孩拳头紧握，

掰开后发现是一粒堕胎药，只听小孩说：他妈的！想干掉我？没那么容易！！

2，会议纪要

存在问题：好喝酒；分析原因：酒好喝；总结经验：喝酒好；

整改措施：酒喝好；努力方向：喝好酒
3,长沙市领导开会！
请湘乡籍办公室主任点名：
典型猪（电信局）？；到！
有点猪（邮电局）？；到！
叫肉猪（教育局）？；到！
人是猪（人事局）？；到！
娘是猪（粮食局）？；到！
斗地猪（土地局）？；到！
老斗猪（劳动局）？；到！
拐腿猪（国土局）？；到！
呆睡猪（地税局）？；到！
乖睡猪（国税局）？；到！
俺全猪（安全局）？；到！
眯噔猪（民政局）？；到！
叫疼猪（交通局）？；到！
稳罚猪（文化局）？；到！
主持人：各个猪都到了，现在请开飞吧！

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